Men of RE;

It has come to my attention that Ms Anderssen has set up a thread in these forums requesting that females lurking on the forum come forward and make themselves heard. Now, though initially I thought this could only be a positive thing (until recently we were kind of starved of female company in the forum having just the one Ariel to share between us!) I am increasingly becoming paranoid about the motivation behind her request. Is this part of some grand plan? What if our subs unite against us? You may laugh but it has started already, for in her first post Ariel has told us men of RE not to post in her thread!! (not even if we pretend to be women!).

I think we should keep a check on this situation, and begin to consider measures for dealing with it. Now I consider Hywel is our best weapon here, if he can lure their leader (the above mentioned Ms Andersson) into some trap – perhaps promise of some innocuous bondage shoot – he might be able to persuade her (by whatever means he sees fit) to reveal her plans and, of course, reprimand her for any suggestion of misbehaviour or deviousness! And then of course we have her conspirators, already I notice Sabrina and Pling have joined ranks, and it can’t be long before Kate and Chanta get involved too – all must surely be dealt with in a manner befitting the seriousness of this grave situation.

Men of RE, it is only through unity that we can get through this our darkest hour!

CD