Maybe thiswas what Ally Mcbeal was lacking…..

Would this have been a better Scenario.

I was watching a magic show, and they brought out a contraption called “the assistants revenge”.
Now we’ve all seen it, The assistant gets shackled into a frame, then the magician pulls a curtain round the booth, and
viola!, they’ve changed places.

The beautiful female magician and her gorgeous assistant, are practising for the magic show that night, but are unaware of
a lovesick stalker is posing as a stagehand.

After practicing the assistants revenge, she asks the stagehand to pose as a member of the public, by observing. So the assistant binds her hands behind her back, Then pulls the black bag around her, ties the top shut and then wraps this in chains. He then leans over her to check she’s OK. Inside his hand was a small vial, which he poured over her nose and mouth, then shuts the lid. The assistant then brags to him, that this is a relatively easy trick, so he asks her to prove it, while their waiting.

A minute later, he has her tied, and then as he pulls the bag up, she realises somethings wrong, she should of escaped by now. He says to stop trying to get out of it, but he’ll check
once shes in the bag. He then puts a cleave gag on her to stop her complaints, and finishes tying the bag closed.

He opens the box again, then undoes the chains and finds the slumbering girl, still as he left her. He picks up another vial, and applies it to the assistants bag, and places a cleave gag on the magician. He then unpacks the assistant, lying them next to each other. Now he reties them, how he would, back to back, wrists tied crossing each other, at the navel of the girl behind her. A choker is secured onto both necks, and padlocked together. then he ties all 4 knees together, then the ankles.

He then slides a bag over them both, until it reaches their chests, then the other bag, went from their heads to their thighs. He then wrapped this in chains, and padlocked it all in place. Then he lifted the whole lot and placed it in his chest (not their trick one), padlocking it shut.

He then tidied the stage, and wheeled the crate out to his van. Using the cover of taking it to the dump, he took the girls to their new home.

Hmmmm, after thinking about it, maybe chinese dresses might not be such a good idea, any suggestions??

Well harlander, I would love to see the damsel, in the boot of the car, but that was one of my previous polls.

Basically it was a customs official seaches the car, opens the boot, and finds a kidnapped model, he comes up behind the official, places a chloroformed rag over her mouth, and pushes her into boot to join the other girl, and drives off with her (Ties her and gags her just after checkpoint).

However this poll got lower than the traffic warden one. The third poll was the worst, I think it was one of hywels worst polls – Cub scout leader & Guide Leader kidnapped by Bondage mad Scout Leader or a parent deciding to show their child the correct way to tie a knot, and not the way they tied the babysitter last week. For that matter I think if I’d changed it to a teacher, I might have got a higher response.